Tuesday, May 15, 2012

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

(Photo courtesy of twistynoodle)
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... 
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?"
No Loser, I paid 400 pesos to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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16 comments:

  1. HAhaa...lol....i cn sense d irritation in u n trust me this list f nusiance s endless...
    Some people r nuts.

    :D
    Mani

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  2. @Mani, lol.... kinda, but I just post this for fun, nothing personal

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  3. lol only 9 nine things?
    my list is longer...

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  4. @Simple Person, I got tired writing 'em down. lol

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  5. wahahha ... I cant help but to smile while reading this... XD

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  6. How about ........ People who say I don't mean to be offensive before going on to say something that they know full well is offensive. Urgh.

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  7. This list had me cracking up! I was actually laughing out loud. Some of these are things I have thought about- but others were brand new to me. SO FUNNY! The question one kills me every time some asks me it. :)

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. I am a new follower here.
    ~Jess

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  8. so funny!! :D
    thanks for the visit and comment :)

    iam_kbc

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  9. Add to that, people who say "just saying" like it's an excuse for them to get away with whatever it is they're gonna say.

    Will still go on on to say 'life is short' though. It keeps me in perspective.

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  10. Thanks for dropping by my blog .

    Oppss...am guilty of number 4 and num 8 :p

    kathy

    http://www.smallkucing.com
    http://mamakucingbooks.blogspot.com

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  11. hehehehe. nice list. well for no. 2, if that person can find the remote, then he can do channel surfing sitting down all night afterwards.

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  12. LOL

    I would have a longer list that this! xD

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  13. LOL!!! Good one! People do ask the strangest things. Like you're having breakfast at a cafe and a friend sees you eating and asks, "You're eating something? (Direct translation from my dialect)" Tsk! Tsk!

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  14. hahahaha! XD made my day.

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