Nakakabingi ang katahimikan. Ako na lang yata ang gising. Ilang oras na lang at magbubukang-liwayway na. Napapagod na akong basta na lang nakahiga sa aking kama. Gusto kong bumangon ngunit naisip ko, wala naman akong gagawin. Manuod na nga lang ako ng dvd. Ngunit anong panunuorin ko? Kung ilang ulit ko na rin kasing napanuod mga cd ko. Sa katunayan nga, puro gasgas na at tumatalon na kung pinapanuod ko. Palibhasa kasi, pinirata lng na dvd movies ang binibili ko. Yun bang tatlo singkwenta sa Quiapo. Magpapatugtog na nga lang ako. Love songs na mga Malaysian singers ang kumanta. Lintek naman o, di pa natapos ung unang kanta, namatay na mp3 player ko. Lowbat na pala. Hinanap ko yung charger. Sa bag ko, sa kabinet, sa ilalim ng kama, sa sala, sa kusina, sa banyo. Haist, wala. Halos nahalughog ko na ang bawat sulok ng bahay namin, hindi ko talaga makita. Nakakabwiset, ang liit ng bahay namin, charger lng hndi ko pa makita. Nang bigla kong maalala, iniiwan ko pala sa opisina dahil dun ako nagchacharge para makatipid sa kuryente. Wala tuloy ako magawa. Makahiga na nga lang, ipikit ko na lang mga mata ko baka sakaling makatulog ako at mapahinga naman ng kaunti. Ayan, pakiramdam ko tulog na ako. Wala na akong maramdaman sa paligid ko. Yung mga tilaok ng manok ng kapit-bahay namin ay hindi ko na marinig. Pati yung huni ng mga kuliglig na nakapugad sa punong mangga na katabi lang ng kwarto ko, wala na rin. Siguro nakatulog na nga ako. O baka naman napagud na sila sa pakikiramay nila sa akin na magpuyat kaya tinulugan na nila ako. Pero mas gusto kong isipin na nakatulog na nga ako.Bigla akong napabalikwas dahil tumunog na ang alarm ng celphone ko. Umaga na pala. Kelangan ko ng bumangon para makapaghanda sa pagpasok.Dumiretso ako sa banyo para magsipilyo. Asan yung toothbrush ko? Nawawala na naman! Malamang itinakbo na naman ng daga na sinlaki ng pusa. Pati ba naman daga kasi eh nagsisipilyo na? Kaysa hanapin ko pa at bawiin, bili na lang ako ng bago. Meron namang tigsampu sa tindahan ni Vermon, yung dating girlfriend ko.Pagkatapos ko maligo, diretso ako sa kusina para magkape. Kopiko brown ang paborito ko. Halos isang minuto ko nang hinahalo ayaw pa ring matunaw yung kape. Nakalutang lng. Yun pala malamig na yung tubig sa thermos. Hindi na namang natakpang mabuti kaya lumamig. Ano pa nga ba, napilitan akong magkape ng malamig. Isang lagok lng, ubos ko na. Diretso na ako sa kwarto para magbihis. Naks naman, bagong plantsa ung polo ko na black at slacks n kulay gray. Plinantsa ng ermats ko kagabi gamit ung deuling na plantsa. Pati medyas ko, plinantsa din. Hahaha. Pagkabihis ko, dali-dali akong bumaba ng bahay. Muntik pa akong mahulog sa hagdanan namin dahil sa pagmamadali at late na naman ako. Nauntog pa nga ako sa nakasabit na kaldero sa may hagdanan. Haist, naku naman. Ang swerte ng araw ko ngaun. Paglabas ko ng bahay, nandun na naman yung mga tambay na adik. Binati ako ng isang tambay sabay tanong kung saan ako pupunta at ang aga pa eh nakabihis na ako. Pak! Linggo pala ngaun. Wala akong pasok.
My Blunt Existence
The rhythm of my hand goes well with the drops of ink and with words floating in my brain. I do not have highfalutin words to speak of, instead, the way of my emotions and the labyrinth that my soul’s going through are the ones obliging me to put the significance of other’s life into scriptures.
Seven Money Saving Motivation
No one says no to a bulkier bank account, so say a big “hello!” to our list of money saving motivations. In the current economic climate many of us are feeling the pinch, so here are seven handy ways to boost your bank account:
Effect of Growing Population
I'm not an economist, so my knowledge on the effects of high population growth on economic development is solely based from the research I have done, and it clearly oppose the government's stand.
World Peace. Anyone?
Generally war is the result of a national entity wishing to improve the standard of living for its people. A major second cause is when a nation perceives a possible reduction in a current standard of living and fights to protect what it already has.
On My Way Back
They say, the only permanent thing in life is change. I have learned to cope with the changes. I have realize that I have to change in these changing times. But change does not mean that I have to change what I do or drop what I have. Change don't make me give-up my dreams. I just need to change my way. Can I be the best? Can I be a winner?
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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| (Photo courtesy of twistynoodle) |
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?"
No Loser, I paid 400 pesos to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came, would I be standing here???
Thursday, April 05, 2012
The Odds
(This is a love letter from a boy to his girlfriend. However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter that goes like this:)
1 The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows everyday. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face. 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made of look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend. So bad!
(However, before handing over the letter to the girl, he told to read the 'odds'. So..... try reading it again. Its kinda sweet.)
1 The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows everyday. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face. 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made of look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend. So bad!
(However, before handing over the letter to the girl, he told to read the 'odds'. So..... try reading it again. Its kinda sweet.)
