Tuesday, May 29, 2012

TIPS FROM A SUCCESSFUL SLACKER


Need to look busier? 
Make sure your office appears swamped at all times. Your desk should always look like you're in the midst of some incredibly time-sensitive project. This way you can safely maximize the time you spend checking your facebook.
For added protection, make sure the papers on your desk are arranged in stacks. A calculator, a few stray apples and a strategically placed pair of eyeglasses will round out the organized chaos effect.
Finally, some work on your computer screen that you can immediately access away from facebook when your boss checks on you. A carefully placed sandwich remnants will do much to make you appear to eat lunch at your desk, making you seem too busy. Be sure though, to throw it in the trash when you're off, otherwise insects may catch on you.

>from the best slacker
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11 comments:

  1. Haha crazy idea but i have to agree with that "put some other work on your computer screen while facebook-ing so you can hide facebook right away" coz I have been doing that at school lol

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  2. @LadyXciD, hehehe.... I'm sure many is doing that too.

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  3. Unfortunately this won't work, since most large companies now monitor their employees’ computer usage :\

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  4. one must also be quick on the alt+tab buttons. hehehe

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  5. lol ... a successful slacker...

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  6. sometimes Im slack like this.... but u cant do such thing if you are really severely overload

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  7. lol lawrence! I have some tips too...i am a self confessed slacker.
    have a nice week!

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  8. LOL great tips, I'm too much of a slacker to put all that effort into slacking though.

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  9. horrible terrible vegetable, you still haven't register your blog @ your Nuffnang account =.=

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